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On August 31, 2026, Greece officially finalized a historic €3 billion ($3.5 billion) defense agreement with Israel to build a comprehensive, multilayered air defense network across Greek territory. Named the "Achilles Shield" project, this massive deal marks the largest defense export agreement in Israel’s history. It is designed to modernize Greece's armed forces and provide cutting-edge protection against aerial threats, driven primarily by long-standing regional tensions with its historical neighbor and rival, Turkey. [1, 2, 3]
The agreement outlines a complete, artificial-intelligence-driven defense network. Instead of functioning as standalone weapons, the newly acquired hardware will integrate directly with Greece’s existing defense assets—such as U.S.-made Patriot batteries—into a unified command structure. [4, 5, 6]
The primary Israeli platforms included in the multi-tier array are: [2, 5]
| System Name | Manufacturer | Defense Tier / Target Capability |
|---|---|---|
| David's Sling | Rafael Advanced Defense Systems | Long-range interception of heavy rockets, ballistic missiles, and cruise missiles. |
| BARAK MX | Israel Aerospace Industries (IAI) | Medium-range, comprehensive defense targeting aircraft, helicopters, and missiles. |
| SPYDER | Rafael Advanced Defense Systems | Short-to-medium range, 360-degree all-weather mobile defense against drones and precision munitions. |
| MMR Radars | ELTA Systems (IAI Subsidiary) | Advanced multi-mission air surveillance and threat tracking. |
| Drone Dome | Rafael Advanced Defense Systems | A separate $30 million side-contract explicitly for countering drone swarms around strategic sites. |
According to Greek defense officials, the system is expected to be fully implemented and operationally integrated within 35 months. [9]
Would you like to explore how Achilles Shield will protect Greece's thousands of islands, or look closer at the technical specifications of the individual missile systems?
[1] <a href="https://www.jpost.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.jpost.com](https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-906968)
[2] <a href="https://www.ekathimerini.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.ekathimerini.com](https://www.ekathimerini.com/politics/foreign-policy/1313814/greece-signs-3-billion-euro-defense-deal-with-israel/)
[3] <a href="https://www.i24news.tv" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.i24news.tv](https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/diplomacy-defense/artc-israel-and-greece-sign-10-billion-shekel-deal-for-multilayered-air-defense-shield)
[4] <a href="https://www.haaretz.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.haaretz.com](https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israel-security/2026-08-31/ty-article/.premium/greece-gets-an-achilles-shield-in-3-5-billion-israeli-defense-deal/000001a0-57d3-d4eb-affc-5ffbbcd40000)
[5] <a href="https://www.i24news.tv" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.i24news.tv](https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/diplomacy-defense/artc-greece-and-israel-to-launch-3-6-billion-achilles-shield-air-defense-project)
[6] <a href="https://www.facebook.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.facebook.com](https://www.facebook.com/GlobalAffairsTv/posts/israel-and-greece-are-set-to-finalize-a-landmark-36-billion-defence-agreement-to/1084144887459479/)
[7] <a href="https://thearabweekly.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://thearabweekly.com](https://thearabweekly.com/israel-build-multi-layered-defence-system-greece-3-billion-euro-deal)
[8] <a href="https://www.timesofisrael.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.timesofisrael.com](https://www.timesofisrael.com/greece-inks-record-3-5-billion-deal-to-buy-comprehensive-missile-defense-system-from-israel/)
[9] <a href="https://www.facebook.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.facebook.com](https://www.facebook.com/trtworld/posts/greece-prepares-to-sign-a-36-billion-deal-to-acquire-three-israeli-air-defence-s/1562425119253057/)
[10] <a href="https://www.calcalistech.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.calcalistech.com](https://www.calcalistech.com/ctechnews/article/p8hi55ra9)
[11] <a href="https://www.facebook.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.facebook.com](https://www.facebook.com/RafaelDefense/posts/rafael-is-on-its-way-to-protect-the-skies-of-greece-we-are-taking-a-central-role/1049145704419414/)
[12] <a href="https://www.algemeiner.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="link">https://www.algemeiner.com](https://www.algemeiner.com/2026/07/23/greece-turns-to-israel-for-4-billion-air-defense-shield-highlighting-jerusalems-growing-role-in-european-security/)
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